"Like Spider-Man, the Pope has incredible compassion for the human spirit."

"We must never feel that it is okay to say that a sucker fish is of more value under law than a farm family."

"Sometimes, when two people get together, you feel a certain type of spark that's like, 'Yo!'"

"Anyone with an ailment or who wears glasses or anyone slightly different suddenly wears a bull's eye. I think that dodgeball derailed an entire generation of Americans. It's the true red menace."

"I wouldn't go with a big, huge piece. Small, keep it small, kinda like Martha Stewart. Keep it simple."

"Everyone's going 'low pro.' You got a lot of homies just be wearing regular clothes. Baggy pants is out of style now. Man, that was like letting the police know."

"You can humiliate a person, but these are farm animals. They're not people. Yes, they deserve to be treated humanely, and we do. But we don't think donkeys have any rights other than to be treated humanely by whoever owns them."

"That's a cultural defect which I will attempt to address by the stand-down that we're going to do."

"I wear my belt 24/7; my wife having both keys. I find it hard sometimes to stay locked up, but someone else being in charge of when I can be let out has increased my sexual drive, and also made me look at how I treat my wife."

"We will save with less telephone calls, and less use of gasoline, electricity and drinking water. It will avoid the collapse of the public transportation system, (and) parents will have more time to attend to their children or take a part-time job."

"When I sold 100,000 records, I got chicks that were maybe 130, 140 pounds. Now that we've sold 10 million records, they're supermodels, Playmates."

"Religious minorities living in an Islamic state must be identified."

"These are ideas that come to me and catch, and the ideas say the way they want to be. It's just like life and there's a realistic surface thing going on, but many other things going on we feel or sense. In other words, it's more than what we see in front of us."

"What we have found is that infants and humans will react to the mathematically average face as if it's a highly attractive person."

"Instruments are like women: After a while, you want to make love to another."

"People say they're soul mates, but when you really mean it, you have to prove it, and we give each other our blood."

"I enjoy trying to keep it real for real."

"This jump is my way of drawing attention to the need for a positive movement of personal growth and social healing."

"He was so brave. In the 21st century, a woman doesn't often see her knight fend off a real dragon."

"Any experience that has the word dragon in it has a special something about it."

"He's not reclusive at all. When I'm at Neverland Valley, I walk into his room whenever I want. I make fun of his yellow pajamas."

"'Survivor' is as much a marketing vehicle as it is a television show. My shows create an interest and people will look at them, but the endgame here is selling products in stores -- a car, deodorant, running shoes. It's the future of television."

"The Bible is very sensual and we are going to exploit that. We want to take the Bible off the dusty back shelf and put it on coffee tables."

"The idea of being with a guy just because he's rich, it kind of seems like a good idea until you actually try it. And then you're like 'I'm so out of here, I don't care if I eat Campbell's Soup for the rest of my life.'"

"Well I pressed the F1 button marked 'help' ages ago but nobody came."

"Snakes just scare the hell out of me. I'm sort of scared about going there, but the wife is really nervous. I just see myself in a pot of boiling water with all these natives dancing around me."

"We are treated with disrespect. We are discriminated against when we want to go into the market to get the job."

"But butlery is more of an intellectual pursuit. It's a working relationship to accomplish your client's goals."

"I almost definitely think he will bring more people."

"This herb is to stimulate the brain so that students can concentrate on their studies."

Pepperland is a tickle of joy on the blue belly of the universe. It must be scratched.